The Story of the holy Cow....
Once upon a time there was a small village in one of the godforsaken corners of the country ..Poor and dilapidated. There were no rains ..no crops and the neighbouring villages had often looted this village thrice (lets name the village ..mm..Indunagar)... They all sat down and thought over it and finally the panch decided that it was only because that they did not have enough cows that they are facing all these problems. So they formed a board of villagers held a selection interview for the best cows around the village. Now they promised that whichever cow is selected will have the honour of village on his shoulders. (errr..her shoulders). She would be crwoned with the best thorns and paraded with the best bells. She will get the right of the way in the village streets and not only that she will get her own platoon of cows to command . This was a lucrative offer for all cows in the vicinity of the village . All the cows who were struggling with their masters , or were too young and f...