And the hate that I feel for him goes beyond the fact that he is married to the plastic smile gal . It goes beyond his bad acting.his stupid "romantic" antics..his goody goody image and his awesomely badly executed "cuteness"(if you are cute at 40 ..then either u have a hormonal imbalance or serious sexuality issues).
The real reason for my true hatred stems from a multiple set of reasons..
First- He is the epitome of the fact that instead of "aap" its the "baap" factor which actually works at ground level India. That he is the son of big b is not so much an issue as the fact that he has no other claim to fame than that. His entire existance revolves around his dad which I feel is more of dependence than standing up to his own personality. Its not love..its oppurtunism at its cushiest.
Second- Dead factor. This is one of the few guys who cant say an original thought or original issue despite having access to the best of upbringing. He just cant react to a situation . His lines are cliches ..somewat like those valentine day cards which get burnt by Shiv Sena. How long can you get off by saying "I respect his work".."Awesome..that was awesome"? C'mon wake up and use some other reading than the archies cards.
Third- Fakeness. I am yet to see another dumbass fake as this guy is. He is humble to a fault. Well buddy ..humilty is respected when the person has done sumthing and THEN is humble about it. What exactly mind boggling things have you done to be so "humble" about. It suits you as much as "subtle" suits Rakhi Sawant(THAT gal deserves some respect ..not you, dumbass). Unless you think that as the fastest sperm you have achieved the Mount Everest of conquest.
Fourth- Joru ka ghulam. Does this guy have any shame ? I mean its ok to respect your wife but when will you learn to respect yourself. Your wife drags you to cannes and you are there to "support" her? Bloody hell , why dint u just CAN yourself? I mean is your only means of publicity is being a good husband? If you had a cent of sense you would have died to make your wife be proud of your deeds for a change. Gawd ..u are such a shame to the entire "mankind".
I could go on..and on.This guy bugs me such a lot..! But no they (his coterie) just refuse to kill him. He makes his debutant entrance every friday with the best of directors and then kills their careers. He mumbles thru roles which ppl could have made legends(have a look at Vikram's role in the southie version of Ravan)...and then he smiles and gets "oh so humble"? Oh you dyslexic , moron ..what are you humble about? Humble about being a deadweight and a prime example of nepotism ?
Get a life man...Sucking will get you so far ! And when papa bachan retires from life? Whom will you suck up to..?
Dum maro dum?
9 comments:
bahut sahi ...i agree ....same pinch :)
I am not sure I agree with you. you have to give him a fair chance.It is not his fault that he was born to famous parents.Atleast he doesn't get into public brawls, run his car over people sleeping in the roads or get arrested at rave parties.
" on the roads"
Fair chance. Well let's see. How many actors don't run over people? How many actors don't get into brawls? Probably a lot. How many of such ' well behaved' actors get a chance in Bollywood?.probably a few. And pray what is the criteria for a good actor? Clean ethical and moral record? Well heeled genetics? Beauty queen wife? ..nope. an actor first and foremost should have screen presence.. charisma and skill. Does mr Abby baby has it? Nope. So he can be the iskon guy of the year..I don't care. He is boring..mundane and utterly predictable..in fact I have a feeling that he is nothing but a 'good boy'. And good boys without talent belong to francisian monastery or a NGO. They don't belong to films. He is just squatting and he knows it.
Ha ..ha ..you are very opinionated ;) give the man some credit for what he has done. he may not be the best but he is certainly not the worst of the lot. Not everyone can be as lucky as the KHANS. Besides, talent is overrated in India. Name one talented actor u can think of in India.Admit it u are just jealous that he has a beautiful wife and u are still hunting for "the one"
Talented actors:
Naseerudin shah
On puri
Dillip kumar
Sharukh khan( Swadesh..chak de)
Aamir khan
Nawazudin
Manoj bajpai
amitabh bacchan
Saif Ali khan ( see omkara)
And many more... Point is that we have seen great acting from people. At some selective points and maybe not consistent but they have given great moments. The pinnacle of Abby baby was Guru. And that means putting on a paunch..which comes effortlessly to him.
A beautiful wife...hmm..he does have one ..and the way you put it across..'has a beautiful wife'..I presume its like 'having beautiful furniture..having a beautiful car'..so yeah I guess I don't have a beautiful wife. So is that reason to feel jealous ..frankly yes to a lot of Indians. But I really think that wife is an 'achievement' that somehow is too childish to be overjoyed about. Its an achievement for people who can't achieve much else. So I guess I don't actually like undeserving idiots with a silver spoon. I like to see hardworking sincere people who succeed ...without the benefit of birth or clout. Too much to ask for and too stupid to explain..
BTW food for thought. Instead of making your wife your achievement try making yourself an achievement for someone who will be your wife..;)
Whatever..talked like a MCP ;)
when u find ur significant other there is no room for "you" and "I" ..it is always "us"..so why not be proud of a successful wife.you cant hate him for that.
Hate is a very strong word and should be used with caution..
we are all entitled to opinions and I respect urs..to each his own.
Having said that- I enjoy reading ur blog,esp Junagadh for obvious reasons :)
looking fwd to reading more from u..
Well as Omar Khayyam said..Fill each others cup,but drink not from one cup..even as the strings of lute are alone as they quiver to the same music.... ! And thank you for the appreciation. Will try bettering the blog.;)
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